I was incredibly freaked out and threatened to call the police, which scared him off.

I blocked his number and set all my Facebook settings to private, and I've not been on POF or anything similar since.

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I bypassed and watched him drink his body weight in shots before he started crying about his ex-girlfriend and then threw up down my shoulder when I was trying to walk him home.

This was around 18 months ago, and he still messages me from time to time with a "hey," or my favourite, "I miss you." Met a guy who seemed to be decent.

If you watch any type of television, you've probably sat through the many e Harmony or commercials boasting their Cupid-like reputations for linking people together.

Thousands of couples have gone on to live happily ever after thanks to the online dating services out there but thousands more have been given the boot at the very first date.

This guy sent me this message on Tinder: "pizza and anal?

" I sent back something about how I would definitely take the pizza but pass on the anal, and he replied with, "as long as i can suck your toes, we're golden." Barf.

Then he barraged me with dozens of lengthy messages asking to help him orgasm by telling him what he was doing was normal.

Apparently he had issues with disapproval and couldn't finish without me telling him the simple letters "OK." I never responded.

Then I caught him looking down my 12-year-old daughter's shirt. Recently found out he is awaiting a hearing for a sexual attack on a child under 12.

I dodged a bullet and will never trust dating online again. We began messaging, and he seemed like a nice person, so we exchanged numbers.

He said I looked like a girl from an amateur porn video. He then asked if he could jerk off while we continued our normal conversation.